March 2012
In regards to The Hunger Games...
hazzaspenisshapednose:
First of all Jennifer Lawrence makes me doubt my sexuality, I mean look at her…
Peeta’s face when Effie called his name was priceless. I felt sad for him, but his expression was too funny.
OMG him in that training suit though unf…
I am now on a mission to find Josh and propose to him
And one of my favorite parts.. Laughed so hard!
I truly loved every minute of the...
This is awesome
Haymitch: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious? She hunted. All he did was bake. What more can I say.
Haymitch: He wanted her. She wanted Gale. Secretly she wanted Peeta as well. All of the tributes, stuck up their nose, they had a problem with their firey clothes.
Haymitch: He was a baker boy, she said see ya later boy! He went on stage, told everyone he loved her. She did a pretty twirl, and now he's ducking for cover.
Haymitch: During the games, she's stuck in a tree again. Sees the careers, guess who's with them? It's Peeta, she feels betrayed. She looks at Rue, rue already sees. Let's see just how deadly tracker jackers can be.
HE WAS A BAKER BOY. SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY.
There are two sides of Jennifer Lawrence
This one:
And then this one:
CAN I MARRY YOU JENNIFER????
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
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