August 2012
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
Treating Jellyfish Stings
fakescience:
To all of my followers who are battling suicidal...
Every time I finish a book,
I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty
We all have that friend who we can't be serious...
sodamnrelatable:
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llcooljofficial:
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
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Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 20: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
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When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
sodamnrelatable:
I’m just like:
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July 2012
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
butidontbuildhouses:
So my sister has officially started watching Grey’s.
I can just see us in a few days…
When your parents complain about bad grades.
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People who constantly complain about tumblr porn.
5kelet0n:
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
That moment
sodamnrelatable:
When you see your favorite band is on tour:
And then you realize the nearest show is like on the fucking moon:
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